T’was the night before Christmas, when all through I. Wild,

All of the Zum peeps were working; All orders were compiled.

The packages were stacked by the door with care

In hopes that Jay-Fed soon would be there.

The Kiddies were nestled all snug in their beds;

While visions of Zum Bars danced in their heads.

And the wife in her slip, and I in my skivvies so white,

Had just settled down for some holiday nookie that night.

When on the front porch there arose such a clatter.

Was it my Zumbo Kiss Stick or did it even matter?

Away to the door I flew like a flash,

Tore it open quickly to see my great stash.

When what to my wondering eyes should appear,

My Indigo Wild order came before Christmas was here!

With its aromas so yummy I think I could lick.

F&M, Sandalwood, Sea Salt, none make me sick.

My natural lovelies laid there, no product the same.

I whistled, I shouted, and called them each by name.

Oh Zum Bar! Oh Zum Tub! Oh Zum Glow and Zum Body!

My Zum Yule! My Zum Joy! My Zum Nice and Zum Naughty!

I shouted it on the porch, to the top of the wall,

I love Zum! I love Zum! I love them all!

So onward to the next house Fed-Ex flew,

The truck full of goodies and Jay-Fed too.

Delivering Indigo Wild to everyone who’s been good;

To cities, to farms, to homies in the hood.

From all of us at the Zum Factory,

Wishing you a Christmas that is merry.

We spread Zum love to all far and near,

And wish you good juju this coming year!